The Federalist
10 November 2016

Whoever wins this presidential election, we’re gonna have a fixer-upper on our hands. America has spent the last two years in the constant presence of two of the least popular candidates the country has ever known.

For a change of pace from this nearly universally disliked duo, why not bring in the nearly universally loved Gaines couple of HGTV fame? Look, I don’t know how this would work constitutionally, but there’s got to be some cabinet position at the very least that would allow them to work their down-home, healing magic on the good ol’ US of A just like they do all those battered, reasonably priced homes in Texas.

Here are seven reasons we need them renovating our nation post-Election Day.

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